mai 2013
32 billets
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this is my new ebook, please read it →
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whoa hearing panda bear’s voice on a daft punk track is probably the weirdest thing i’ve heard in a while
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fuckyeahcracker:
Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like That”:
Literally nothing other than white people having their feelings hurt on the internet
I’m not joking there is no real world consequence of this
Effects Of Thinking People of Color Are “All Like That”:
Saudi student is literally surrounded by FBI for cooking rice under terrorist suspicions
White people literally can not...
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THIS IS WONDERFUL
TOO CLOSE: a picture of someone that has been zoomed in a lot
SATAN IS THAT U: a creepy object that you own
FASHION SHOW: put on a bunch of random accessories and take a pic
HIPSTER BLOGGIN: find a nice picture you have taken and then put a quote on it in a gross color of comic sans font
LLAMAS ARE COOL: try to draw a llama with your eyes closed in ms paint
GET A ROOM: a brief photo tour of a room in your house
YOU TRIED: a poor attempt at something
PUT THAT DOWN: you holding up something that could be dangerous
WOW GOOD JOB: something you're proud of
ABSTRACT ART: grab the five most interesting things around you and put them in a pile
I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS: an object that you may or may not be in love with
update: dog has stopped lickin my foot, is now lying next to me on her back with her paws up in the air
jealous
my dog’s lickin my foot
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basedmountaindew:
billions of years of evolution and survival and natural selection have led us to a moving image of a pixely skeleton giving another pixely skeleton some wicked, wicked head
spacetwinks:
a phone sex line that describes their services as ‘Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot,’
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Lire la vidéobaseddora:
i’ve had a crush on riff raff since he was on from g’s to gents (i think i was 12 when that aired) and i don’t regret it
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avril 2013
81 billets
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
jesus-christ-official:
- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs
- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet
- i will let u boop my nose whenever
- i am expert at cuddling
- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in
- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
lookin out for the booty
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Hay Appel
badkidsjokes:
hay appel “what” hay appel “what” hay appel ” what” knife. “arrrrrr”
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goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn goddamn GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMN
GOD
DAMN
GOD
DAMN
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Lire la vidéobedussey:
this is my favorite video in the entire world
i just purified a whale in OFF
what
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im just sittin here watching my self-esteem swirl down the toilet bowl
bye it was nice knowin you
send me……..nudes……………….
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